TYPES OF SLAPS

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TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives
you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold
your face and walk away.. That is take away
slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you
are hit. You keep on hearing some funny
sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and
voices in your head singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that
makes someone forget instantly what he or
she was doing.. You find yourself asking
questions like “what did I do?”
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives
you this kind of slap, you find yourself
explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord..e.g.. Bros,
shey you been dey watch? I been no do
anything o.
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this
kind of slap all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk
away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you
download the slap, you start asking
questions that don’t need reply.. like EMILY,
you slapped me?
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that
when a girl downloads it sweetly on your
cheek whether is painful or not, you start
blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do
with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you. The length of your face
will be raised to power two, your eye
sockets will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you
receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s
given to you all of a sudden). You will be
able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu,
all together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will
start seeing different colors and your head
will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all
around you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR
WITNESSED???

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