11 Jokes that can brighten your face

11 Jokes that can brighten your face

1.That's how u will be Standing
Close to a
TRANSFORMER and ur village
People will start
whispering "one corner,one
corner
________________
2. Nothing is more painful than
using the
whole Saturday to wash your
boyfriend's clothes,
Only for him to break up with
you on Sunday
morning.
Kill him The police will
understand
________________
3.
I beg o, I want an answer to this
question
*SIMILAR* and *SAME* are they
the *SAME* or
*SIMILAR ?*
_____________
4.
British English: *Knickers*.
American English: *Shorts*.
Nigerian English: *Short Knicker*.
Can you now see why we have
problems in this
country?
We are copying everybody at the
same time.
_________
5.I never knew recession was so
serious in
Nigeria...Until I saw two police
men sharing one
Gun
____________
6.*I thought I have seen
everything in life
until I saw a 16-yr old boy went
to a bar
and*
*drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He
got up to
leave and the barman asked him
to pay.*
*He brought out his birth
certificate and
replied;
*Not for sale to persons below
18yrs
____________
7.
Anytime you see a girl shaking
her buttocks while
walking, just Know she is going
to her guys place.
How did I know?? because it is
written in syrup
bottles
"shake well before use"
__________
8.Me and One girl were insulting
each other(i dont
even remember d reason y).As i
dey insult her d girl
no wan back down she gave me
d insult of my
life.She Said "You Know What
Boys are monkeys
with their tail in front " My Guys
na serious
headache follow me home that
day
___________
9.A South African tweeted
"MY PRESIDENT IS THE WORST
PRESIDENT EVER!
WHY SHOULD THERE BE
ELECTRICITY FOR 23
HOURS OUT OF 24 HOURS? HOW
CAN CITIZENS BE
IN DARKNESS FOR ONE WHOLE
HOUR? I'M SO
UPSET RIGHT NOW!"
And then a Nigerian man quoted
and retweeted.
"Come to my country, you won't
even have battery
to type this nonsense"
__________
Grandfather: When I was your
age, I
used to go to the supermarket
with N1=
and bring home soap, rice, milk,
bread,
wash powder etc.*
*Grandson : nowadays it is
difficult....There are CCTV cameras everywhere
________
11.Dating so Many Girls is just a
way of Confusing
the Enemy from Attacking your
main Girl......*
*But ladies will never Understand
This Strategy"*
__________

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