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Economic and Political Systems Explained In Details

Economic ,Political Systems And Their Brief Explanation

Economic and political systems For dummies. This is a clear and straight forward explanation of different types of economic and political system.Feel free to share.



SOCIALISM
You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM
You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.
NAZISM
You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.
MODERN CAPITALISM
You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.
AMERICAN SOCIETY
You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.
FRENCH SOCIETY
You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.
GERMAN SOCIETY
You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.
CHINESE SOCIETY
You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.
BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY
You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church or a mosque pray to Jesus or Allah for them to give you other cows. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. You recite "Hail Mary" a million times without success. You look for passages that speak of cows in the Bible or the Quran hoping to see the cows appear. At the end you have no strength to read the Bible or the Quran. You become a prophet of _the good news of the cows_ that will be coming soon. You die in extreme poverty.

Funny isn't it?

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